Pokemon is Evil!

Tantos estudos, tanta discussão e a causa dos nossos problemas sempre à frente dos nosso olhos. Quer falemos do défice, da crise económica ou da impotência sexual, tudo converge para o mesmo fenómeno - os Pókemons. E como podemos verificar isso?

Sugiro ouvir o que as nossas instituições morais têm para nos dizer. Vejamos:

Christianity

"Some Protestant Christian groups in the United States believe Pokémon to be Satanic in origin."

Judaism

"Pokémon has been criticised by some members of the Jewish community for its use of the swastika, the most widely known symbol of Nazism, which they hold is inappropriate for children's toys."

Islam

"A few Islamic religious speakers in Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt hold that Pokémon is part of a "Jewish conspiracy" to corrupt Muslim children. They claim that the word "Pokemon" is a Japanese word which means "I am Jewish." "

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